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Excuse me. I don't mean to intrude, but
aren't you Barbara Broadcast?

2
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Yes, I am. See, I knew it all the time.

3
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I knew it was her.

4
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You look so much better in the picture
in the copy of your report than you do.

5
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Would you mind autographing our copy?

6
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Sure. Would you make one to Morris
Vincent and the other to Florence

7
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please? All right.

8
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Oh, this is Florence Dorothy, and I am
Morris Vincent.

9
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You know, it's really awful the way you
were deported.

10
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Yes, and for a victimless crime.

11
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Were all your crimes victimless?

12
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No. Not all, thank goodness.

13
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Well, it must be terrible not to be able
to return to your homeland.

14
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Well, I was never that crazy about
Puerto Rico.

15
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Well, thank you.

16
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Bye -bye.

17
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Can I quote you on that? I would
appreciate it if you did.

18
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I don't mean to intrude, but my
brother's kind of shy.

19
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Well, he's a big, big fan of yours.

20
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Well, would you mind giving him an
autograph and a little head?

21
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Just a little. He doesn't want to come
or anything.

22
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Why so shy?

23
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You don't have anything to be shy about.

24
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Did I come in your mouth?

25
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When will I be old enough to come in a
girl's mouth?

26
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When you're old enough not to ask.

27
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Why do you continue to hook when you're
such a successful author?

28
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Well, I'll tell you, it beats writing
for a living.

29
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Typing, you know, it breaks your nails.

30
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Do you type?

31
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I was a secretary.

32
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Really? I enjoyed taking a shorthand.

33
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Oh, I prefer longhand.

34
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Where did you get such nice teeth?

35
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One night, I caught the tooth fairy
under my pillow, and I gave him the best

36
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bucket of his life.

37
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Would you like another, sir?

38
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No, thanks. Just coffee.

39
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Now, what else did I leave out of the
book?

40
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Do you want to go on to the strange
people who work for you?

41
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Well, there was this slightly strange
one who liked to hang out in front of

42
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terminals.

43
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Do you mind?

44
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I'm expecting a breath.

45
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Not at all.

46
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Can you do a number 17?

47
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Certainly.

48
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Has your friend arrived yet?

49
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No, not yet.

50
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He does a wonderful café au lait.

51
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Hello.

52
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Oh, hello.

53
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Joyce, this is Roberta. Roberta, this is
Joyce. She used to work for me.

54
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I ordered for you.

55
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Oh, I can't. That's my binge food.

56
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We were just talking about the one who
likes bus terminals. Do you remember

57
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one? Vaguely.

58
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If you want to meet people, particularly
strangers to a city, there's no better

59
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place than a bus terminal.

60
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I would love to hear the end.

61
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But I have to go.

62
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It's going to be a very busy afternoon.

63
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There was a really bloody mafia picture
on TV last night.

64
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Goodbye.

65
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That chopped liver cock's gorgeous.

66
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Must have been done by the sculptor
Horowitz. That couldn't be Horowitz's

67
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Horowitz only works in Palavar.

68
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Come on.

69
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Excuse me.

70
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I'm a friend of Tony's.

71
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Oh, Tony.

72
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Yeah, he said I could make it with you
sometime.

73
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On his account, of course.

74
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Oh, that's nice.

75
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Are you circumcised?

76
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Yes, why?

77
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I don't want you to think I'm not
interested in you as a person.

78
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:15,200
I believe the story is just beginning to
get interesting.

79
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The way everyone was conning everyone, I
think she had the most honest

80
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relationship. Beating off.

81
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Excuse me.

82
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:11,240
Pardon me. Do you mind if I blow your
waiter?

83
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Not at all.

84
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,220
I don't know what on earth happened to
mine.

85
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In a Caucasian restaurant, you really
have to keep track of your waiter.

86
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They all look alike.

87
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Do you want any help?

88
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Please.

89
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Would you like something to drink?

90
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No alcohol in the Shirley Temple.

91
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Shirley.

92
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Thank you.

93
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Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.

94
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,620
Could you excuse me a few minutes? I'm
expecting a very important call. Sure.

95
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,620
Please, have a waiter while you're
waiting.

96
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Better still, give my compliments to the
chef.

97
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,180
Thank you.

98
00:34:22,009 --> 00:34:23,009
Everyone's waiting.

99
00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:24,090
What should I do?

100
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I'll be right along.

101
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Go get him, tiger.

102
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,280
Waiter, some more coffee, please.

103
00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:26,270
Thank you.

104
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,760
um

105
00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:09,750
Thank you.

106
00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:30,210
um um

107
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,780
Thank you.

108
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:32,100
Excuse me, did the lady that I was with
leave any messages for me? Miss

109
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Broadcast, yes, your president. Thank
you. You're welcome.

110
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Are you going to offer me a tip of your
joint?

111
00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:34,040
What I

112
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usually offer people is more expensive.

113
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Oh, but never overpriced.

114
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It's getting way past my head time.

115
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I'm gonna take and I'm gonna pay.

116
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And I'll show you how, how we can make
it.

117
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:07,460
You won't know what if you, I need
everything.

118
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If I couldn't take it now.

119
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,440
Oh baby, you really do mean a lot.

120
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:29,540
I love you and the feeling is so strong.

121
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:33,280
I'm so angry when you tell me no.

122
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:38,640
Because I love you, I love you and I
want you so much.

123
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,540
You've got an awful lot to give.

124
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:47,260
And when I get you, I really start to
live.

125
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You light my life when you tell me
there.

126
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,860
And I love you, I love you, and I must
confess.

127
01:00:55,460 --> 01:01:01,040
You got what it takes, and I'm gonna
take it.

128
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And I'll show you how, just how we can
make it.

129
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:26,880
You got what it takes, and I'm gonna
take it.

130
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Your kisses make me lose my cool.

131
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,100
And they tell me that you love me.

132
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:47,140
Why try to fight with me? Oh, and I want
you back as

133
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:49,940
well. You got what it takes.

134
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And done.

135
01:04:06,290 --> 01:04:09,090
oh oh

136
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:50,700
Thank you.

137
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:29,820
Thank you.

138
01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:40,460
Oh, Jesus.

139
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:43,779
Still a business doing pleasure with
you.

140
01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:45,500
I don't believe it.

141
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,120
Hi.

142
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:50,000
I was just thinking about you. I felt
it.

143
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:51,580
What's your name again?

144
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,819
Roberta. Curly, this is Roberta.

145
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:58,340
It's very nice to meet you. Very nice to
meet you. Did you get off well? I loved

146
01:09:58,340 --> 01:09:59,340
it. Good.

147
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:01,180
She's real nice?

148
01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:02,220
Yeah.

149
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:06,160
Much nicer than that other bitch.

150
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,800
What other bitch?

151
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,900
We had a little pap.

152
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:11,920
Pap, what's that?

153
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,820
Protestant American princess.

154
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:19,460
So we had this little tap working for
us. And to set her straight, we let

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at her. Packed out one of your
fantasies.

156
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:02,360
Oh, God.

157
01:17:12,380 --> 01:17:13,380
Thank you.

158
01:18:42,090 --> 01:18:43,090
Bye -bye.

159
01:20:24,590 --> 01:20:25,590
Um...

160
01:21:28,419 --> 01:21:30,360
Where are we going to do this tomorrow?

161
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,200
How about in the restaurant again
upstairs?

162
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:35,520
Yeah.

163
01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,340
Table, please.

164
01:21:43,740 --> 01:21:45,880
Yes, we'll have your reservation in
about five minutes.

165
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,100
Thank you very much.